“One of the girls in the big crowd that my ex-boyfriend hang around with was in Newcummers a while ago,” said Christina. “She showed everyone the magazine, and I think my boyfriend fell in love with her cunt. He broke up with me and almost harassed her till she agreed to go out with him. I won’t say what her name is ’cause none of it was her fault, and I was real envious of her layout. So I decided to send in photos, too, just to see if I’m sexy enough to be in the magazine. It’s not to make my ex or the other girl feel bad, it’s to make me feel good. Who took the photos? They’ll be able to guess.”