“I posed for a laugh,” said Pantera. “My job is bloody boring, and I just broke up with my bloke because he was fucking around, so life was a drag. I was over at a mate’s place, and we were looking at her hubby’s Newcummers magazines while he was at a footy game. We were having fun criticizing all the girls when I said, ‘I’d be ideal for this mag.’ ‘Great,’ said my mate, Rachel, ‘I’ll get Dave’s camera. And you won’t even have to share the money with me, just take us out for a meal somewhere.’ I figured, What the hell. Rachel’s seen me in the nudie before. I’ll give it a go. Here are the results.”